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News for Mon, Jan 19, 2026
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Farmboy JohnJJohnson has been slain in the forest by the Gar Man.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Farmboy JohnJJohnson.
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Farmboy JohnJJohnson has challenged their master, Glynyc and lost!
Farmboy JohnJJohnson bangs his head against a stone..."Stupid, stupid, stupid!" he was heard to say.
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Farmboy Tarzan went into the Abandoned Castle and never came out.
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Farmboy Tarzan has found a path to the Abandoned Castle.
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Power Rowsdower returned Shannon to her mother. For a fee.
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Power Rowsdower has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!
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Power Rowsdower has found a path to the Abandoned Castle.
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Power Rowsdower has defeated his master, Fie to advance to level 3 after 2 days!!
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Power Rowsdower has escaped the Grue and made out like a bandit!
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Farmboy Tarzan returned Lisa to her mother. For a fee.
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Power Rowsdower has defeated his master, Mireraband to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Power Rowsdower has found a path to the Abandoned Castle.
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Power Rowsdower has escaped the Grue and made out like a bandit!
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Rowsdower has earned the title Power for having slain the Green Dragon 34 times!
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Archangel Rowsdower has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!
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Archangel Rowsdower has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 12 days!!
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Farmboy Tarzan helped rid the World of another pesky l33t-speaker!
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Farmboy Tarzan has been defeated in the graveyard by Loneliness.
"You know, you really shouldn't have a Woodsman's Axe unless you know how to use it," suggested Loneliness.
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Farmboy Tarzan has been slain in the forest by Cyclops Warrior.
"Farmboy Tarzan, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Cyclops Warrior states.
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Archangel Rowsdower has defeated his master, Adoawyr to advance to level 14 after 11 days!!
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Archangel Rowsdower has slain the Penguin, and saved the entire Penguin City from death and destruction.
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Archangel Rowsdower has defeated his master, Gadriel the Elven Ranger to advance to level 13 after 11 days!!
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Archangel Rowsdower has defeated his master, Celith to advance to level 12 after 10 days!!
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Archangel Rowsdower has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Archangel Rowsdower escaped the Underworld by slaying a powerful and vile fiend!
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Archangel Rowsdower has been destroyed by the Penguin Overlord.
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Farmboy Tarzan has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 52 days!!
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