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News for Wed, Apr 24, 2024
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmboy crashbandicoot today! Another warrior six feet under.
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmboy THyUNcle today! The grass died all around the grave. Maybe Farmboy THyUNcle should have bathed more often
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmboy Gslave today! More food for the worms!
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmgirl Sofia today! Farmgirl Sofia was heard to say "I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day."
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmboy Pyrorgistic today! The worms feast again!
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmboy IHateDuriel today! More food for the worms!
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The Mortician buried the body of Farmboy Varmin today! Gone but not forgotten. Yet!
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Farmboy Tarkus helped rid the World of another pesky l33t-speaker!
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Farmboy Tarkus has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
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Farmboy Tarkus has been defeated in the graveyard by Flaming Zombie.
"Next time, eat your Wheaties," Flaming Zombie suggests.
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Farmboy Tarkus has been slain when he encountered a Disembodied Spectre in the Abandoned Castle.
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Farmboy Tarkus has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!
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